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As a fan of Top Ten lists, I have decided to use them in this blog.

Today’s Top Ten list is Top Ten Things NOT To Do When You Are Pregnant:

1. Get a new haircut.
2. Go without a bra.
3. Go anywhere without taking food with you, even if it is just a granola bar (or two).
4. Ask other mothers about their childbirth experiences.  (Don’t worry, they will volunteer this information).
5. Pat someone on the head after they rub your belly bump.  They don’t get the joke.
6. Try to learn a new language.  I am having enough issues with English right now as it is…
7. “Push through” those overly tired times.  Just nap already.
8. Believe everything you think.  Your mind is playing tricks on you.  Mean and evil tricks.  And it lies.
9. Get a new haircut.  Serious enough to add twice.
10. Think you are an expert when you are only three months into your first pregnancy.